If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Synopsis

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Cast

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater

Father

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Ella Beatty

Kate

Helen Hong

Eva

Daniel Zolghadri

Stephen

Josh Pais

Brad

Ronald Bronstein

Caroline's Husband (voice)

Lark White

Vanessa

Laurence Blum

Police Officer

Amy Judd Lieberman

Melanie

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Char Sidney

Nurse

Crew

Art

• Carmen Navis Production Design
• Kyra Boselli Art Direction
• Kaili Corcoran Set Decoration
• Samantha Figueira Art Department Coordinator
• Kalani Akuna Graphic Designer
• Molly E. Ramsay Set Dresser
• David Dee Set Dresser
• Erik Valentine Set Dresser
• Holly Wilson Set Dresser
• Bridget Rafferty Property Master
• Janelle Jones Assistant Property Master
• Pierre Rovira Construction Coordinator

Camera

• Christopher Messina Director of Photography
• James Schlittenhart First Assistant Camera
• Alec Nickel Second Assistant Camera
• Logan White Still Photographer
• Jesse Coyote Sanchez-Strauss Steadicam Operator
• Chris Keenan Key Grip

Costume & Make-Up

• Elizabeth Warn Costume Design
• Sarit Klein Makeup Department Head
• Pamela May Hair Department Head
• Michelle Waldron Key Makeup Artist
• John Nunn On Set Dresser
• Nina Bova Assistant Costume Designer
• Willa Piro Costume Coordinator
• Vicky Donner Wardrobe Supervisor
• Caroline Horton Set Costumer
• Katie Cooke Set Costumer
• Chris Curich Key Hair Stylist
• Alan Scott Prosthetic Designer

Crew

• Nitasha Bhambree Stunt Coordinator
• Chris Barnes Marine Coordinator
• Dejay Roestenberg Stunt Double
• Mohammed J. Ali Stunt Double
• Declan Mulvey Stunt Driver
• Caroline Vexler Stunt Driver
• Scott Burik Utility Stunts
• Aaron Vexler Utility Stunts
• Anthony Mecca Utility Stunts
• Mariusz Kubicki Utility Stunts
• Lorenzo Zanini Loader
• Jim Ranker Special Effects Coordinator

Directing

• Mary Bronstein Director
• Kate Branom First Assistant Director
• Carly Krim Second Assistant Director
• Gordon Bell Script Supervisor
• Jasmin Osean Thomas Second Second Assistant Director
• Callum Stembridge Second Second Assistant Director

Editing

• Lucian Johnston Editor
• Camille Gilbert Assistant Editor
• Zulema Young-Toledo Assistant Editor
• Nat Jencks Colorist

Lighting

• Matthew Atwood Gaffer

Production

• Tatiana Bears Co-Producer
• Bruno Vernaschi-Berman Co-Producer
• Sara Murphy Producer
• Ryan Zacarias Producer
• Josh Safdie Producer
• Eli Bush Producer
• Richie Doyle Producer
• Conor Hannon Producer
• Lauren Ebner Associate Producer
• Ronald Bronstein Producer
• Geraldine Barón Casting
• Salome Oggenfuss Casting

Sound

• Filipe Messeder Supervising Sound Editor
• Filipe Messeder Sound Re-Recording Mixer
• Filipe Messeder Sound Designer
• Ruy García Sound Re-Recording Mixer
• Nick Caramela Sound Effects Editor
• Laura Heinzinger Foley Editor
• Ben Kruse Foley Editor
• Tommy Stang Foley Artist
• Patrick Southern Sound Mixer
• Deanna Williams Boom Operator
• Kristin Catuogno ADR Editor
• Kristin Catuogno Dialogue Editor

Visual Effects

• Anders Nyman Visual Effects Supervisor
• Johann Kunz Special Effects Supervisor
• Jesse Morrow Visual Effects Producer
• Brad Kalinoski Visual Effects Supervisor

Writing

• Mary Bronstein Writer

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