Please Don't Eat the Daisies

1. My Eldest Child

Sep 14, 1965

Publishing a column about your husband can get you in a whole heap of trouble.

2. How About Two Gorillas?

Sep 21, 1965

We can't all be troupers.

3. Who's Kicking That Gong Around?

Sep 28, 1965

Retreat to the ivory tower.

4. Dinner on the Rocks

Oct 5, 1965

A clambake strictly for the birds.

5. We're Bigger Than They Are, But...

Oct 12, 1965

The twins have a field day.

6. Look Who's Talking

Oct 19, 1965

Rumor is, Joan's expecting.

7. The Big Train

Oct 26, 1965

Mr. Hewley has a tall tale in a bad storm.

8. Two Seats on the Moon-Shot

Nov 2, 1965

Joan plays a trick on Jim.

9. Shape Up Or Ship Out

Nov 9, 1965

A new regime puts the older boys in charge of the twins.

10. Somewhere George is Calling

Nov 16, 1965

Guided tours of the Nash manse.

11. Don't Fool Around with the Man Upstairs

Nov 23, 1965

Hooky on Sunday.

12. Of Hitches and Stitches and Big Round Dogs

Nov 30, 1965

A big wedding for a sister-in-law.

13. Very, Very Huckleberry

Dec 7, 1965

Building a raft.

14. It's Lad by a Nose

Dec 14, 1965

Allergic to Lad.

15. The Big Brass Blonde

Dec 21, 1965

A star shines on Jean's play.

16. Swing That Indian Club

Dec 28, 1965

Heroism round the campfire.

17. The Pied Piper of Ridgemont

Jan 4, 1966

Joan's father returns from Africa.

18. Say Uncle

Jan 11, 1966

Dad and Mom must be spies.

19. Nobody's Perfect

Jan 18, 1966

An overlooked parking ticket leads to jail.

20. My Good Friend, Whatsisname

Jan 25, 1966

Jim can't place the face.

21. The Monster in the Basement

Feb 1, 1966

The furnace down below.

22. Wring Out the Welcome Mat

Feb 15, 1966

Time to sell the old place.

23. Move Over, Mozart

Feb 22, 1966

A genius in the family.

24. Who's Walking Under the Bed?

Mar 8, 1966

Fatherhood from Jim's and Lads's perspectives.

25. How Now, Hausfrau?

Mar 15, 1966

A newspaper columnist with a reputation for writing hit pieces on his subjects , wants to interview Joan. He doesn't believe the family madcap stories she writes about.

26. Big Man On Campus

Mar 22, 1966

Jim the literary critic.

27. The Magnificent Muldoon

Mar 29, 1966

The boys bail out a hobo.

28. The Leaning Tower of Ridgemont

Apr 5, 1966

This property is condemned.

29. Mine Is the Luck of the Irish

Apr 12, 1966

Joan's father, the uranium prospector.

30. Night of Knights

Apr 19, 1966

Strange doings in the old haunts.

28. The Day the Play Got Away

Apr 22, 1967

Jim writes a play.