Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom

1. The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge

Jul 7, 2018 · 4 min

Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.

2. The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge: Episode 2

Aug 2, 2018 · 4 min

The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.

3. Don't Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!

Sep 4, 2018 · 3 min

Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.

4. No Laugh Newsroom: Birthday Cake Bird Birth

Oct 8, 2018 · 4 min

The no-laugh newsroom returns with a breaking report on a thicc-ass bird. You turd it fear cursed.

1. Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

Sep 9, 2019 · 6 min

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

2. Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

Sep 9, 2019 · 3 min

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

3. Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

Oct 14, 2019 · 5 min

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

4. You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

Oct 21, 2019 · 5 min

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

5. Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk

Oct 28, 2019 · 6 min

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

6. Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

Nov 4, 2019 · 4 min

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

7. On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

Nov 11, 2019 · 7 min

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

8. Man Turns Home into Home Depot

Nov 18, 2019 · 4 min

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

9. "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

Nov 25, 2019 · 5 min

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

10. Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

Dec 2, 2019 · 5 min

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

11. Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

Dec 9, 2019 · 5 min

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

12. Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

Dec 16, 2019 · 5 min

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

13. We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

Dec 23, 2019 · 5 min

Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

14. One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

Dec 30, 2019 · 4 min

Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.

15. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien

Jan 6, 2020 · 9 min

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

16. Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz

Jan 6, 2020 · 5 min

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

17. Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

Jan 13, 2020 · 5 min

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

18. Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

Jan 20, 2020 · 5 min

Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

19. Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

Jan 27, 2020 · 8 min

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

20. Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

Feb 3, 2020 · 4 min

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

21. Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

Feb 10, 2020 · 6 min

Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.

22. Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America

Feb 17, 2020 · 5 min

Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.

23. Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

Feb 24, 2020 · 4 min

Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.

1. YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

Mar 2, 2020 · 5 min

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

2. News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

Mar 9, 2020 · 7 min

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

3. “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms

Mar 16, 2020 · 6 min

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

4. Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

Mar 30, 2020 · 3 min

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

5. Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

Apr 6, 2020 · 5 min

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

6. BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

Apr 27, 2020 · 5 min

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

7. News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

Mar 30, 2020 · 4 min

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

8. Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

Apr 13, 2020 · 4 min

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

9. A Report from the CollegeHumor Office

Apr 20, 2020 · 6 min

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

10. U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through

May 4, 2020 · 5 min

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

11. Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

May 11, 2020 · 8 min

Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

12. Mom Disappointed in Son… Again

May 18, 2020 · 8 min

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

13. God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

May 25, 2020 · 5 min

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

14. My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

Jun 1, 2020 · 4 min

Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

15. Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)

Jun 22, 2020 · 7 min

Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

16. Good Morning, River View High!

Jun 8, 2020 · 4 min

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

17. Welcome to Bug News

Jun 15, 2020 · 4 min

A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

18. Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

Jun 29, 2020 · 7 min

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

19. I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

Jul 6, 2020 · 4 min

The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

20. Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women

Jul 13, 2020 · 8 min

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

21. All Hail Cello Chigglers!

Jul 27, 2020 · 4 min

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

22. Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops

Aug 3, 2020 · 7 min

Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

23. True Confessions of Real Newscasters

Aug 10, 2020 · 5 min

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

24. Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

Aug 17, 2020 · 7 min

Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

25. Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

Aug 24, 2020 · 6 min

Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.

1. A Cavalcade of Carreys

Apr 30, 2021 · 6 min

Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.

2. Grant Anthony O'Brien Has a Mouthful of Water

May 14, 2021 · 9 min

The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.

3. Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011

May 28, 2021 · 10 min

The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.

4. Old Rude Donkey's Flamin' Anus Hot Sauce

Jun 11, 2021 · 7 min

The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.

5. The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits

Jun 25, 2021 · 8 min

The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.

6. Return of Streep Alert

Jul 9, 2021 · 5 min

The new crew brings you the latest on rightwing potato toys, stolen big fat asses, and Meryl Streep.

7. Sorry That's My Genitals. They're Exploding

Jul 23, 2021 · 9 min

Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.

8. Grant Uses Others as Puppets to Voice His Opinions

Aug 6, 2021 · 8 min

Sam, Ally, and Lily are forced to treat Grant's opinions as fact. Tao explains craps.

1. I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car

Aug 20, 2021 · 12 min

Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.

2. Sam Reich Launches Dropout America

Sep 3, 2021 · 11 min

Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.

3. It's a Classic Virgin Tradition

Sep 17, 2021 · 9 min

Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.

4. We've Actually Met Before

Oct 1, 2021 · 13 min

Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.

5. Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind

Oct 15, 2021 · 9 min

Title says it all.

6. I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer

Oct 29, 2021 · 8 min

Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.

7. Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?

Nov 12, 2021 · 7 min

Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.

8. Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It

Nov 26, 2021 · 8 min

Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.

9. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)

Dec 10, 2021 · 10 min

Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.

10. Gengar Could Run a Train through Me

Dec 24, 2021 · 11 min

Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.

11. Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906

Jan 7, 2022 · 10 min

Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.

12. I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman

Jan 21, 2022 · 10 min

Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.

13. Mi Scusi

Feb 4, 2022 · 8 min

Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.

14. Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips

Feb 18, 2022 · 10 min

Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.

15. Fuck Austin Texas

Mar 4, 2022 · 12 min

Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.

16. Magic, Love, and Coldplay

Mar 18, 2022 · 13 min

Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.

1. Dropout America 2

Jun 12, 2023 · 8 min

Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?

2. Who Is the Real Raphael Chestang?

Jun 26, 2023 · 7 min

Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.

3. You're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That

Jul 10, 2023 · 9 min

Erika, Aabria, Carolyn and Becca are here for some good eatin' and good times.

4. The Unbreakable Katie Marovitch

Jul 24, 2023 · 7 min

Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.

5. Grant O'Brien Does the One Chip Challenge

Aug 7, 2023 · 7 min

Rashawn Scott tells Yo Mama jokes while Grant eats a 2 million Scoville unit chip.

6. Win Sam Reich's Money

Aug 21, 2023 · 8 min

Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.

7. Multigenerational Talent

Sep 4, 2023 · 8 min

Tao reports on a military warlord's terrible acts. Katie talks about a young athlete's Olympic dreams while Sam describes a new controversial art piece.

8. Breaking News: The Musical

Sep 18, 2023 · 9 min

Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.

9. The Confrontation at Simone's House

Oct 2, 2023 · 5 min

Oscar, Patrick, Ruha, and Carolyn expertly answer questions about math, history, and science.

10. This Episode Is Brought to You by Bing.com

Oct 16, 2023 · 7 min

Ross, Jacquis, Vic, and Trapp read a script written by AI and discover maybe society should be scared of our future robot overlords.

11. The Rise of Count Dancula

Oct 30, 2023 · 8 min

Erika, Raph, Aabria, and Amy tell the tale of Count Dancula.

12. No News Party

Nov 13, 2023 · 5 min

Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.

13. Make Katie Laugh

Nov 27, 2023 · 7 min

Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?

14. The Wealthiest Man of 1906 Returns

Dec 11, 2023 · 6 min

Gilchrest Savoy, everyone's favorite time traveler, returns to Breaking News and of course chaos ensues.

15. Puff, Puff, Pass

Dec 26, 2023 · 8 min

Ruha, Kimia, Jacquis, and Christine get high and report on the mayor's new snack policies.

16. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 3)

Jan 8, 2024 · 7 min

Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.

17. I Want to Play a Game

Jan 22, 2024 · 8 min

Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.

1. Dropout America 3

Apr 2, 2024 · 11 min

Sam announces Dropout Gaming and sells his patented Adreno-Nut with accompaniment from Brian's soundboard.

2. Have You Seen My Pa?

Apr 16, 2024 · 9 min

The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.

3. You Can Be Kinky and Play Basketball

Apr 30, 2024 · 9 min

Ruha explains why the Winter Olympics suck while Ally shows off their dunking skills.

4. Smooth as a Dolphin's Dick

May 14, 2024 · 8 min

The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.

5. Daughters Love to Rustle and Tussle and Royal Rumble

May 28, 2024 · 7 min

Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.

6. Queen Elizabeth Get Outta Here It's Snowing You Old Hag

Jun 11, 2024 · 9 min

The news team show off their comedy skills and learn that Tao can't do a Mid-Atlantic accent.

7. Sam Reich Launches Burning Sam

Jun 25, 2024 · 9 min

Vic, Grant, and Raph explore Sam's newest business venture.

8. Grant O'Brien Explains Dungeons and Dragons

Jul 9, 2024 · 9 min

Grant gets to gush about his favorite game to Erika and Aabria while Ally reveals the dangers of it.

9. Celebrity Sleaze

Jul 23, 2024 · 9 min

Raph commits slander against Reese Witherspoon while Jess interviews Tom Holland.

10. You Look Like Patrick Stewart Getting Electrocuted

Aug 6, 2024 · 10 min

Amy does her best southwestern Mall of America accent while Erika munches on some hard boiled eggs.

11. Newscast at Bernie's

Aug 20, 2024 · 7 min

Jordan puppets Lily's body while Jacob pours some champagne and Kendahl demonstrates rhumbarobics.

12. One News to Break

Sep 3, 2024 · 8 min

Oscar and Mano are getting married! Hopefully no dramatic interruptions derail the ceremony.

13. The Swing of Things

Sep 17, 2024 · 7 min

The news team head back to the 1960s and find out that the good old days weren’t that great.

14. I'm a Goldmember But for Diamonds

Oct 1, 2024 · 8 min

Vic and Rashawn investigate the theft of some diamonds while Patrick eats pocket cheese.

15. I Bow to You

Oct 15, 2024 · 11 min

Sam receives a relaxing facial from Grant while Trapp drinks an amazing smoothie.