MXC

1. Meat Handlers vs. Cartoon Voice Actors

Apr 13, 2003 · 30 min

The rivalry between the cartoon voice actors and America's meat handlers is finally settled. Plus, Vic gives Kenny advice on being a TV announcer. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Log Drop; Wall Buggers; Boulder Dash

2. Donors vs. Addicts

Apr 13, 2003 · 30 min

Those who take part in twelve step programs challenge those who gave a little bit of themselves in this edition of MXC, and the good captain talks about "tough love". Games include: Mud Buttlers; Dash to Death; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Brass Balls; Pole Riders

3. Dairy Workers vs. Automobile Workers

Apr 20, 2003 · 30 min

Dairy workers and the automobile workers of America battle it out. Games include: Wall Bangers; Get Hard; Saddle Sores; Swish Bucklers; Teetering Temple of Crippling Doom

4. Cops vs. Cons

Apr 27, 2003 · 30 min

The good guys challenge the bad guys in this battle. Also, Kenny dresses up as a cop with an attitude and Vic gets into the mind of a criminal. Games include: Dope on a Rope; Prison Break; Hand Job; Bunk Buddies; Legal Maze; Yankin' It

5. The Couples Show

May 4, 2003 · 30 min

Romance is in the air with a very special couples only show. Vic, Kenny, and the Captain discuss the ins and outs of love and relationships. Games include: Plank Spankers; Romantic Rotating Surfboard of Death; Hot Steaming Bowl of Love; The Sticky Stuff of Love; Brass Balls of Love

6. Inventors vs. Ex-Child Actors

May 11, 2003 · 30 min

Washed-up child actors go head-to-head with the keen minds of the inventors on this show. Also, overhearing one ex-child actor's catch phrase, Vic and Kenny go crazy-go-nuts. Games include: Get Over It; Sinkers and Floaters; Door Jam; Le Tour de Grand Prix; Log Drop

7. College Girls

May 18, 2003 · 30 min

Spring break means girls, girls and more girls on this special edition of MXC. Hot college chicks challenge hot college babes in a tournament to find out who's the best of the bunch. Vic and Kenny admire the ladies while the Captain gives some sex-ed advice. Games include: Wall of Hidden Blistering Death; Blind-Sided Date; Sinkers and Floaters; Ball Busters; Log Drop

8. Outdoorsmen vs. Educators

May 25, 2003 · 30 min

Teachers challenge the rugged outdoors men and women on this edition of MXC. Guy also reports from his new medieval managed care facility, which is still surprisingly vacant. Games include: Door Slammer; Sinkers and Floaters; Wall of Mame; Pole Riders; Log Drop

9. Circus vs. Airlines

Jun 1, 2003 · 30 min

This episode features the exciting battle of the Airline Travel Industry against the Circus Workers. Vic discusses Kenny's options for joining the circus. Guy Le Douche's cousin Geek substitutes in for him so he can attend his annual parole hearing. Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Foul Balls; Little Man in the Boat; Corn Holders; Mudballs

10. Physical Fitness vs. Music Industry

Jun 26, 2003 · 30 min

The fit and muscular physical fitness industry challenges the burned-out musical team in this MXC battle. Also, Kenny shows us some new game prototypes. Games include: Turtle Gut Check; Mounting the Spike; Clear Sphere of Fear; Jerk and Release

11. Fashion vs. Religion

Jun 26, 2003 · 30 min

The fashion people take on the bible-thumpers on this edition of MXC. Also, Vic and Kenny continue their tribute to the new First Network for Men. Games include: Yankers Away; The Poisonous Horny Toad; Shroom Zoom; Runaway Stump

12. Adult Entertainment vs. Home Improvement

Jul 12, 2003 · 30 min

The adult entertainment industry challenges the home improvement industry in this edition. Captain Tenneal gets a special visit from porn star Ivana Swallow. Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Dash to Death; Dope on a Rope; Elimination Idol

13. Gambling Industry vs. Medical Professionals

Jul 19, 2003 · 30 min

Taking their chances in this episode, the gambling industry takes on the medical professionals. Also, we see how MXC is seen in the foreign nation of New Jersey. Games include: Sack Lunch; Boulder Dash; Tight Enders; Brass Balls

1. Food Service vs. Hobbyists

Jul 31, 2003 · 30 min

People with hobbies take on food service employees to see who's got what it takes to survive elimination. Kenny discusses his leisure activities, and the Captain shares his opinion on hobbies with the contestants. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Saddle Sores; Wallbangers; Log Drop

2. Hi-Tech vs. Civil Service

Aug 7, 2003 · 30 min

Computer nerds and city workers go head to head. Games include: Dope on a Rope; Circle Jerkers; Swamp Gassers; Brass Balls

3. Cable TV Workers vs. White House Employees

Aug 16, 2003 · 30 min

Finding out who's more ruthless: cable TV workers or White House employees. Meanwhile, Kenny remembers a White House tour. Games include: Rotating Surfboards of Death; Door Jam; Mine Games; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom

4. Reality TV vs. Animal Lovers

Aug 21, 2003 · 30 min

Real life and wild life battle it out like animals on this episode of MXC, as reality TV stars face off against animal specialists. Games include: Window Pain; Dash to Death; Loogie Launch; Endangering Species; Log Drop

5. Toy & Games vs. Office Workers

Aug 28, 2003 · 30 min

The battle looms between office workers and toy makers in this MXC battle. Games include: Holes of Glory; Skidmarkers; Log Drop; Chum in the Mouth

6. Beauty Pageants vs. Military Personnel

Sep 11, 2003 · 30 min

Can the military take down the big lacquered hair, perfect bodies and personalities of the beauty pageant contestants? Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Turtle Hurdlers Crossing the Poo-Tomac; Pole Riders; Boulder Dash

7. Entrepreneurs vs. Hotel Staff

Sep 18, 2003 · 30 min

Hoteliers go head-to-head with entrepreneurs in this battle. Captain Tenneal speaks on the dangers of hotel rooms. Games include: Dirty Muddy Balls; Saddle Sores; Staff Infectors; Rotating Surfboard of Death

8. Former Olympians

Sep 25, 2003 · 30 min

In this episode, former Olympians from America battle former Olympians from the rest of the world. Kenny and Vic try to conceal their USA pride. The Captain hangs out with pop sensation Pey'once. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Dope on a Rope; Dash to Death; Log Drop

9. Entertainment Media vs. Unions

Oct 2, 2003 · 30 min

Members of entertainment media take on union workers on this episode of MXC. Vic and Kenny discuss the benefits of union employment. Games include: Window Pain; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Muddy Runs; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom

10. Wedding Industry vs. Trucking Industry

Oct 9, 2003 · 30 min

The battle rages between those who help people get hitched and those who hitch trailers. Also, Vic and Kenny get a visit from some truckers, and Ken practices his future work as a Justice of the Peace. Games include: Mudd Butlers; Tour de Grand Prix; Brass Balls; Nut Baggers

11. Financial Industry vs. Alcohol Industry

Oct 16, 2003 · 30 min

MXC goes under the lights for the first nighttime edition as Wall Street's Bulls and Bears challenge Bourbon Street's distillers and beer makers. Also, Vic preaches to Kenny about the dangers of alcohol. Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Eat Shitake; Pole Riders; Log Drop

12. Real Monsters vs. Commercial Mascots

Oct 30, 2003 · 30 min

It's a monstrous edition of the world's toughest reality sports show in town as product mascots, captained by Pissin' Boots, the mascot of Cat-Scat Kitty Litter challenges real monsters, captained by Clamula, whose reeking breath kills people for miles around as we celebrate All Hallow's Eve. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Intestinal Fortitude; Dry Balls

13. Fast Food vs. Aerospace

Nov 6, 2003 · 30 min

The battle would be settled between the aerospace workers and the fast food employees in MXC's Arctic Edition. Games include: Sno' Man's Land; Frozen Wallbangers; Sperm Wheelers; Frigid Slope of Icy Death

1. MXC Almost Live

Apr 22, 2004 · 30 min

In this one hour special episode, MXC games are played by college students from the University of Central Florida and various other Orlando-area colleges at Universal Studios in Florida.

2. Republicans vs. Democrats vs. Third Party

Apr 29, 2004 · 30 min

MXC presents their first ever three-way... battle in honor of the Presidential electoral college entitled "Squeeze Out The Vote 2004" where it's the Republicans against the Democrats against the Third Party. Forget the backstabbing and name-calling because this time, the mud-slinging's for real! Games include: Rock the Moat; Dark Horse Race; Pork the Barrel; The Rotating Surfboard of Political Suicide; Mudslingers; Log Jam

3. Unemployed vs. Enviromentalists

May 6, 2004 · 30 min

The people who can't hold a job are facing off against the tree-huggers who want to save the earth when the unemployed challenge the environmentalists in this MXC battle. Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Finger It; Dope on a Rope; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Pole Riders

4. Snack Food Industry vs. Print Media

May 13, 2004 · 30 min

If you're hungry for action, this episode of MXC is just for you. Members of the snack food industry challenge their arch rivals from the print media in a winner-takes-all battle for bragging rights.. .and a cold soda or two. Also, the Captain introduces everyone to his new book, "Well, You're Wrong!". Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Door Jammed; Circle Jerkers; Brass Balls

5. Baby Products Industry vs. Paranormal

May 20, 2004 · 30 min

Baby product makers challenge the people who track down UFOs and ghosts on this edition of MXC in a war to settle their score, and nap time afterward for everyone. Games include: Mud Butlers; Yankin' It; Flailing Wall; Log Drop

6. Adventurers & Explorers vs. Dental Industry

May 27, 2004 · 30 min

Oral drillers take on spelunkers on this MXC affair when the dentists take on explorers. Also, Kenny demonstrates some of his new inventions... in which Vic needs some teamsters to help. Games include: Dash to Death; Hand Job; Wall Bangers; Sinkers and Floaters

7. Country Kids vs. City Kids

Jun 3, 2004 · 30 min

MXC throws open their games to kids for our first "Children's Special" as the country children take on the city children and see where the best kids come from. Also, Vic and Kenny test out Vic's new invention... a career-choosing device for toddlers. Games include: Escape From Foster Care; Lil' Sinkers and Floaters; Irritable Bowl Training; Rotating Surfboard of Death Jr.

8. Organized Crime vs. Weight Loss Industry

Jun 10, 2004 · 30 min

Mafia members take on those who want to lose weight in this bizarre MXC battle. Games include: Dead Men Walking; Runaway Stump; Little Man in the Boat; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom

9. Novelty/Gift Industry vs. The Death Industry

Jun 17, 2004 · 30 min

It's the people who make gag presents vs. the people that plant stiffs for profit in an aquatic-themed show. Meanwhile, Vic discovers the joys of Kenny Blankenship's dressing room. Games include: Wet Spot; Circle Jerkers Ahoy; Elimination Idol; Wallbangers

10. The Amusement Park Industry vs. The World's Oldest Profession

Jun 24, 2004 · 30 min

The employees of amusement parks take on those who give sex for hire. Also, Vic and Kenny have a go at a new game featuring deadly lasers, tanks, and some clown on a giant ball. Games include: Hosin' the Ho's; Eat Shitake; Brass Balls; Sinkers and Floaters

11. C.S.I. vs. Kid's Entertainment

Sep 2, 2004 · 30 min

Forensics experts take on kiddie entertainment folks as Vic and Kenny try to solve a murder on this special edition of "MXCSI". Games include: Wall Bangers; Buckoff; Sinkers and Floaters; Brass Balls

12. The Master Debaters

Oct 7, 2004 · 30 min

Bush/Cheney supporters take on the Kerry/Edwards supporters in this special episode's battle between President Bush and Senator Kerry. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Pie in the Sky; Boulder Dash; Character Assassination

13. Oil Industry vs. Make-Over Industry

Dec 2, 2004 · 30 min

People who strike oil take on people who give face lifts in this MXC competition. Games include: Roulective Surgery; Rotating Surfboards of Death; Dash to Death; Mudd Butlers

14. Film Industry vs. Phobias

Dec 9, 2004 · 30 min

Hollywood's film industry challenges a group with phobias on this edition of MXC. Also, Kenny teams up with Anne Heche to make a new movie, which Kenny treats like an adult movie. Games include: Get a Piece; Saddle Sores; Pole Riders; Log Drop

15. Romance Industry vs. Firearm Industry

Dec 16, 2004 · 30 min

The people who make love take on the people who own firearms. Make sure to keep your guns cocked! Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Dope on a Rope; Skidmarkers; Wall Buggers

16. Footwear Industry vs. Electronic Gaming

Jan 6, 2005 · 30 min

The footlockers take on the game boys (and girls) in this first episode of 2005. Kenny and Vic also try out some new athletic footwear. Games include: Spare Me; Sinkers and Floaters; Chum in the Mouth; Boulder Dash

17. Waste Industry vs. Advertising

Jan 13, 2005 · 30 min

It's the septic sluggers vs. TV pluggers as waste management takes on advertising. Vic and Kenny discuss the significant role of advertising in American culture by exploring the ad campaign for Cocoa Puffs. Games include: Bagel Bumpers; Sperm Wheelers; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom; Rotating Surfboard of Death

18. Malcontents vs. Baked Goods

Jan 20, 2005 · 30 min

Only MXC can bring together bakers and malcontents for an all-out war. Games include: Bust-a-Nut; Bird Droppings; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Log Drop

19. Mall Workers vs. The Telephone Company

Feb 3, 2005 · 30 min

MXC creates a war between those who work at the mall and the telephone industry. The Captain revels in memories of better days spent at the mall and Guy crank calls employees who work the emergency line. Games include: Eat Shitake; Circle Jerkers; In and Out-House; Dope on a Rope

20. Art World vs. Insurance Industry

Feb 10, 2005 · 30 min

It is the battle of the still life vs. whole life as the art world takes on the insurance industry. Kenny tries to break into the art world and Vic tries to get Kenny added to his life insurance policy. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Dead End Zone; Hand Job; Wall Buggers

21. Seafood Industry vs. High Society

Feb 17, 2005 · 30 min

The high societers take on the fishermen in this episode of MXC. Guy, meanwhile, relives lonely days spent on the LeDouche compound on Lake Erie. Games include: Saddlesores; Hookline and Swingers; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Log Drop

22. Lumber Industry vs. Broadcast News

Feb 24, 2005 · 30 min

News anchors challenge lumberjacks (and lumberjills) in this edition of MXC. Also, Vic gives being a lumberjack a try and Guy shows his flair for broadcast journalism. Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Dash to Death; Wall Bangers; Pole Riders

23. Postal Service vs. Motor Sports

Mar 3, 2005 · 30 min

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your postal meters! This edition of MXC pits members of the Motor Sports community against disgruntled Postal Industry workers. Also, we will see the historic first MXC Impact Replay en español. Games include: Dead Letter Zone; Foul Balls; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Log Drop

24. The Court Room vs. Rodeo Industry

Mar 10, 2005 · 30 min

It's the battle between lawsuits and cowboy boots when MXC presents the battle between The Courtroom and the Rodeo Industry, so saddle up and hang on to your legal briefs, and that's no bull! Also, a tragic turn of events as a contestant passes on to that last roundup in the sky as he gets overcome by pesticides. Games include: Crossing the Pee-O-Grande; Wall Buggers; Little Man in the Boat; Clear Sphere of Fear

25. Sports Women vs. Business Women

Mar 17, 2005 · 30 min

Hot off the success of the College Girls of Spring Break special, MXC holds their second ever all-women show, this time pitting the athletic sports types against the self-made business types. Meanwhile, Vic and Kenny pay tribute to Spike TV's new explosive show, Boom!, by playing with dynamite. Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; The Giant G-String of Doom

26. White Collar Careers vs. Blue Collar Careers

Mar 24, 2005 · 30 min

It's Career Day on MXC as white collar workers and their proteges compete against the blue collar workers and their aide de camps. Games include: Plank Spankers; Slipped Disk of Doom; Mudd Butlers; Log Drop

27. Comic Book Industry vs. Personal Hygiene

Apr 7, 2005 · 30 min

MXC presents the battle between the people who prevent stinkers against the drawers with pen-and-inkers when the hygiene industry challenges the comic book industry. Also, Vic turns Kenny's unsuccessful Oral-Facializer into the even more unsuccessful Man-Ipulator, and we see the adventures of Megaphone Man when he goes into the lair of the evil doctor Medula Oblongata. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Highballers; Gang Plankers; Runaway Stump

1. Desperate Housewives vs. Ultimate Fighters

Oct 20, 2005 · 30 min

In honor of Spike TV's relationship with the the Ultimate Fighting Championship, this special edition of MXC pits the ultimate fighters against the Wisteria Lane gang and their compadres of Desperate Housewives in the battle of the octagoners and the Eva Longorias. Games include: Take a Leek; Mudd Butlers; Sinkers and Floaters; Dash to Death; Log Drop

2. Real Mafia vs. Video Game Industry

Nov 10, 2005 · 30 min

MXC presents the goombahs and the game boys (and girls) in this battle. Games include: Backyard Bocci Ball Bloodbath; Dope on a Rope; Nerve Racketeering; Slabs of Death; Sorry-Wrong Number; Clear Sphere of Fear

3. Most Best of MXC

Nov 17, 2005 · 30 min

This one-hour special features a compilation of the funniest and most painful moments from MXC.

4. Most Best of MXC 2

Dec 15, 2005 · 30 min

A second helping of the funniest and most painful moments from the series. (One hour)

5. Country Music Superstars vs. The World of James Bond

Dec 22, 2005 · 30 min

MXC celebrates the holidays - and the "008 Days of Bond" - with the battle between fans of Bond... James Bond and country music types. Games include: Endangering Species; Boulder Dash; Elimination Idol; Pole Riders

6. Hollywood's Jilted Wives vs. Cheating Husbands

Jan 6, 2006 · 30 min

The Brads attempt to get the upper hand on the Jennifers in an all-star edition of MXC to kickoff 2006. Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Pole Riders; Hand Job; Brass Balls

7. Las Vegas vs. Sesame Street

Jan 12, 2006 · 30 min

Big Bird takes on big bets when MXC brings together two of the most polar opposites in America: The kiddie playground of Sesame Street and the adult playground known as Las Vegas. Games include: Cruelette; Wall Buggers; Big Bird Droppings; Sinkers and Floaters

8. Total Nonstop Action vs. World Wrestling

Jan 19, 2006 · 30 min

Get ready for a mean battle as MXC gets it on with a wrestling extravaganza as Total Nonstop Action goes against the other guys, as tight shorts and mock sports get it on! Games include: Wall Bangers; Door Jammed; Circle Jerkers; Boulder Dash

9. Wack Pack vs. Hollywood Rehabbers

Jan 26, 2006 · 30 min

Howard Stern's freaky deaks meet those from La-La Land's twelve step programs when they meet on the MXC battlefield. Also, the MXC Players present "A Streetwalker Named Desire". Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; The Crate Escape; Sperm Whalers; Sinkers and Floaters

10. Pro Athletes vs. Super Models

Feb 2, 2006 · 30 min

The battle rages on as MXC brings together the bulked-up needle users and the throwing-up salad shooters when pumped-up hulks meet three-inch pumps. The MXC Players return with "Steroids to Heaven", and we are introduced to the new Miss Hawaiian Tropic Fever. Games include: Eat Shitake; Spit Ball; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Log Drop

11. Celebrity Justice vs. TV Motor Sports Shows

Feb 9, 2006 · 30 min

The oil and the legal briefs will fly when MXC brings out the TV car show buffs against the legal analysts for this all-out war. Also, Vic and Kenny drive through downtown Los Angeles shooting celebrities at will, and the MXC Players present "Crime And No Punishment". Games include: Sack Lunch; Wall Buggers; Little Man in the Boat; Brass Balls

12. Tough Guys vs. Chick Flix

Feb 16, 2006 · 30 min

Rambo meets romance on this edition of MXC. Also, The MXC Players present "Thelma and Louise 2! The Musical!" Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom; Catch Hell; Log Drop

13. The World of Hip Hop vs. Hollywood Horror Movies

Feb 23, 2006 · 30 min

Bling bling takes on slashers on this edition of MXC. Also, Vic breaks up Kenny's raging hip-hop party and special guests from horror film "The Bloody Polyp", "Colon Mole" and "Fraudzilla" visit. Games include: Cheeze Squeezers; Runaway Stump; Dash to Death; Sinkers and Floaters

14. Mega-Millionaires vs. Where Are They Now?

Mar 2, 2006 · 30 min

Money takes on mediocrity on this MXC battle when multi-millionaires challenge those who have had their fifteen minutes of fame. Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Mudd Butlers; Ball Busters; Rotating Surfboard of Death

15. NASCAR vs. Box Office Bombs

Mar 9, 2006 · 30 min

Ishtar takes on fast cars as some of Hollywood's biggest box office duds take on NASCAR in this high-powered edition of MXC. Games include: Drop Dead Line; Muddy Runs; Chum in the Mouth; Battlefeltch Earth

13. College Sports vs. Mall of Baghdad

Feb 9, 2007 · 30 min

It's sis-boom-bah versus Babagannosh on MXC!