Dan Vs.

1. New Mexico

Jan 1, 2011

Dan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.

2. The Wolf-Man

Jan 1, 2011

When Dan discovers mysterious scratches on his car, he plots revenge against the only culprit he believes could be responsible... The Wolf-Man.

3. The Dentist

Jan 8, 2011

Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.

4. The Ninja

Jan 15, 2011

Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.

5. The Animal Shelter

Jan 22, 2011

Noise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.

6. Canada

Jan 29, 2011

Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.

7. Traffic

Feb 26, 2011

Gridlock motivates Dan to seek revenge against traffic in the city.

8. Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre

Mar 5, 2011

Displeased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down for good.

9. Baseball

Mar 12, 2011 · 30 min

Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.

10. The Salvation Armed Forces

Mar 19, 2011

Dan goes to war after his car is accidentally donated to charity.

11. The Beach

Mar 26, 2011

Dan tries to destroy the beach after his car is smashed up by Beach traffic.

12. George Washington

Apr 2, 2011

After a tree falls on top of Dan's car, Dan blames George Washington.

13. Technology

Apr 9, 2011

14. The Barber

Apr 16, 2011

15. Art

Apr 30, 2011

16. Elise's Parents

May 14, 2011

Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.

17. The Fancy Restaurant

May 21, 2011

Dan's favorite sandwich shop gets closed down, so Dan goes after the new gourmet restaurant that replaced it.

18. Dan

May 28, 2011

Dan brings tyranny to a man who steals his identity.

19. The Family Camping Trip

Jun 4, 2011

When Chris decides to go on a camping trip with Elise and her family instead of hanging out with Dan, Dan vows to ruin the trip for everyone. Guest starring Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross as Elise's Parents and Daran Norris as Colby.

20. Burgerphile

Jun 18, 2011

When a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to the restaurant counter as a protest, inadvertedly attracting the attention of the cashier, Hortence, who is attracted to "determined men".

21. The Magician

Jun 25, 2011

When a street magician named Magnifico the Magnificent publicly reveals Dan's underwear and steals a necklace Chris was planning to give to Elise, Dan sets out to prove all magicians are frauds, with Chris in tow to try and get the necklace back.

22. The Lemonade Stand Gang

Jul 2, 2011

Dan starts a crusade against a gang of thuggish children who are aggressively selling lemonade outside his apartment building.

1. The Family Thanksgiving

Nov 19, 2011

Dan is surprised when Elise's parents invite him to their family Thanksgiving, but soon swears revenge when he learns that they only want to steal his secret family recipe for deviled eggs.

2. The Mall Santa

Dec 17, 2011

When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".

3. The Neighbors

Jan 28, 2012

Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.

4. Dancing

Feb 4, 2012

When Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he end up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to a ghost town populated by feral dancers, where he must learn the ancient art of "fight-dancing" to survive.

5. The Bank

Feb 11, 2012

After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.

6. The Monster Under The Bed

Feb 18, 2012

Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.

7. Golf

Feb 25, 2012

Chris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.

8. The Gym

Mar 3, 2012

Dan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.

9. The Wedding

Mar 24, 2012

As they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.

10. The Catburglar

Mar 31, 2012

Dan's cat, Mr. Mumbles goes missing drawing him into a thriller and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.

11. The Dinosaur

Apr 7, 2012

A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.

12. Stupidity

Apr 14, 2012

Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.

13. The Telemarketer

May 19, 2012

Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.

14. Reality TV

May 26, 2012

Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.

15. Parents

Jun 2, 2012

Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.

16. Gigundo-Mart

Jun 9, 2012

Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.

17. Chris

Jun 16, 2012

Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.

18. Wild West Town

Jun 23, 2012

Dan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.

13. Summer Camp

Mar 9, 2013

Dan and Chris recount their first adventure together as friends, meeting in summer camp and joining forces to take on a bullying camp counselor bent on making their young lives miserable.