Kingswood Country

1. The Thirty Year Itch

Jan 30, 1980 · 30 min

Ted Bullpit has all the charm and sensitivity of a man who has been raised in the forest by bears. In this the first episode, Thelma decides Ted isn't interested in her anymore and buys a copy of 'The Joy of Sex' to spice up their marriage.

2. Guess Who's Coming To Dinner

Feb 6, 1980 · 30 min

When Thel and Greta go to Melbourne for a wedding, Bruno must move in and cook for Ted.

3. Willow Talk

Feb 13, 1980 · 30 min

When next-door's willow tree grows in and cracks the driveway. Ted's horrible brother Bob the Datsun dealer, solves the problem in a stunning way.

4. My Son The Fairy

Feb 20, 1980 · 30 min

Ted's belief that 'all actors are fairies' is strengthened when he discovers that Craig is cast as the lead of the Med Students Revue and is starting to act strangely.

5. Lest We Forget The Rissoles

Feb 27, 1980 · 30 min

Ted's plans for an ANZAC Day reunion of the 2nd Field Kitchen go wrong when his old mate, Donger Jackson arrives. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

6. The Shares Of The Fisherman

Mar 5, 1980 · 30 min

When Ted discovers Thel has saved $5000 to buy a Datsun he insists on investing it and to Thel's dismay, buys shares in an unkown offshore oil company.

7. Aerial Warfare

Mar 12, 1980 · 30 min

Ted's running battle with the kids from the Catholic school develops into full scale war when the Kingswood's aerial is broken off & Sister Maria visits him. a BIG thank you to T.S. who made this synopsis possible.

8. Cold Finger

Mar 19, 1980 · 30 min

In the grand tradition of the Aussie know how that carved the wilderness into this great nation, Ted tries to save money by attempting to fix a dripping tap by himself. However a man has certain time honoured rituals to acknowledge. As Ted says, "if a job's worth doing, it's a job worth doing with a beer first."

9. Sprung Fever

Mar 26, 1980 · 30 min

When Ted & Thel return unexpectedly from a weekend away,they find Craig has his girlfriend staying overnight. a BIG thank you to T.S. who made this synopsis possible.

10. The Importance Of Being Jim

Apr 2, 1980 · 30 min

All his life Ted has been tormented by his evil, loud and venal brother,Bob. Apart from committing the unpardonable sin of becoming a Datsun Dealer, Bob is forever complicating Ted's simple-minded life. With Thel and Bob's wife Merle away, Bob and Ted go out on the town with a couple of girls.

11. His Bach Is Worse Than His Bite

May 28, 1980 · 30 min

Ted takes to music like a duck takes to gymnastics, but a man is never too old to learn new mistakes, so there is tension in the family when Aunty Pearl dies and leaves a piano to be shared by Ted and Bruno.

12. Just A Giggolo

Jun 4, 1980 · 30 min

When Ted overhears Thel discussing some secret arrangments with a strange man, he jumps to the conclusion that she's having an affair.

13. Car Wars

Jun 11, 1980 · 30 min

When Thel has a prang in the Datsun and is rushed to hospital,Greta and Bruno move in to look after Ted.

1. Bye Bye Budgie

Jun 18, 1980 · 30 min

According to Ted, he laughed at death on a daily basis during the war and nothing can disturb our man of steel, except a good dose of reality, so he gets a nasty shock when his anniversary gift to Greta and Bruno turns him into a condemned man.

2. The Big Sleeper

Jun 25, 1980 · 30 min

When the house is ransacked during the night,Ted decides to set his famous Kokoda Trap to catch the culprit.

3. The Royal Visit

Jul 2, 1980 · 30 min

Graham Kennedy, The King, is coming to dine at Wombat Crescent and for some reason Thelma is very excited. Ted is not impressed. For a start Graham comes to Melbourne and it's not as if he is someone really important like Peter Brock. Still, a man has to lend a hand, but Ted lends two left feet.

4. Police Release Me

Jul 9, 1980 · 30 min

When Craig is mistakenly arrested at a demonstration, Ted's determination to clear the good name of Bullpitt lands him in gaol. a BIG thank you to T.S. who made this synopsis possible.

5. Divorce Bullpitt Style

Jul 16, 1980 · 30 min

After Uncle Bob & Merle split up again, Thel's plans to re-unite them land Ted in hot water.

6. There's No Place Like Rome

Jul 23, 1980 · 30 min

The bloody woman's at it again. This time she's tarryhootin' around Italy with Bruno's Mum. Then Bruno's Dad comes to stay. It makes a man wonder why he fought and won the war in the first place because Italians wander in and out like they own the joint. The world's picking on Ted as usual.

7. Boom Boom Bullpitt

Jul 30, 1980 · 30 min

Craig brings home a guinea pig his Mum names Terry. The Uni Professor rings & tells them they must be quarantined now be cause the guinea pig has a contagious disease. A few unexpected guests have to share their quarantine, so Ted uses this time to practice his army re-union entertainment act. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

8. The Miracle Of Wombat Crescent

Aug 7, 1980 · 30 min

Ted's plans to get rich quick get out of hand when the detergent he's selling proves to be stronger than expected.

9. Guess Who's Burning The Dinner

Aug 13, 1980 · 30 min

After Bob and Merle stay for the weekend, Ted and Bob make a big wager - with the Kingswood going to the winner.

10. The Bard Of Wombat Crescent

Aug 20, 1980 · 30 min

Ted's role in the downfall of Adolf Hitler is vividly recreated when he enters a national playwriting competition. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

11. Bury My Heart In Wombat Crescent

Sep 10, 1980 · 30 min

After Ted applies for the sales manager's job, a computer error sparks off an all-new, power crazy Ted Bullpitt.

12. Illegal Eagle

Sep 17, 1980 · 30 min

When Ted decides to fight a parking fine, the legal system finds the Bullpitt form of justice unlike any other. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

13. Till Yodelling Do Us Part

Sep 24, 1980 · 30 min

When Ted throws down a challenge to the Guinness Book of Records,the Bullpitt household is thrown into turmoil. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

1. Sale Of The Century

Jun 4, 1981 · 30 min

In the face of rising petrol costs,Ted is forced to consider the fate of the Kingswood. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

2. We're No Angels

Jun 11, 1981 · 30 min

It's Bruno's birthday & new neighbours are moving in next door. Only problem is they turn up on motorbikes & Ted thinks they've come to cause trouble. Thel & Greta are looking out the window as the new neighbours are unloading their things from the truck. Ted tells them to come away from the window & start celebrating Bruno's birthday. Thel hands Bruno his gift from her & Ted spoils the surprise by telling Bruno what the gift is before he can open it. He does the same thing when Greta hands him her gift. The party is going no where, so Thel & Greta take some scones next door as a welcome to the neighbourhood gesture. Craig helps next door with their furniture & comes back telling them they've been invited next door to a 'house warming party' Ted says no, & when the loud music starts, he takes a bucket of water next door with the intention of making them quiet down. He comes back wet & with the bucket on his head, He tells Thel,they're not bikies, they're motorbike cops.

3. The Roots Of Bullpitt

May 28, 1981 · 30 min

When Thelma traces the family history, she uncovers the dark secret of the Bullpitt line.

4. The Love God of Wombat Crescent

Jun 18, 1981 · 30 min

When Thel tries to reunite Bob & Merle, her well laid plans create more problems than they solve.

5. Not Tonight Tweety Pie

Jun 25, 1981 · 30 min

Gloom has descended on Wombat Crescent. As usual it's all Thelma's fault. She's gone all girlie, wanting to talk about their relationship and all that glomp. Ted thought he discussed it years ago, but you know what women are like, No? Neither does Ted.

6. Meet Sister Alibi

Jul 2, 1981 · 30 min

When Ted's income tax return is investigated,he finds that only his old enemy, the nun, can save him.

7. The Hair Of The Cat That Bit You.

Jul 9, 1981 · 30 min

The calm of Wombat Crescent is shattered when Thel finds a homeless kitten & Bruno bets Ted that he can't grow a moustache in a week. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

8. Uncle Jack Gets His Own Back

Jul 16, 1981 · 30 min

When old Uncle Jack dies & leaves a mysterious box to the family, Ted tries to con Bob out of his rightful inheritance.

9. That Old Back Magic

Jul 23, 1981 · 30 min

The Bullpitt household is thrown into chaos by Ted's bad back & the visit of Craig's new girlfriend.

10. Room To Rent

Jul 30, 1981 · 30 min

Thel's determination to give Craig's room to an Asian student lands her in hot water with Ted and the Police.

11. Lodger Protest

Aug 6, 1981 · 30 min

An Illness in the family and a guest in the house add up to chaos for the Bullpitts. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

12. An Affair To Remember

Aug 13, 1981 · 30 min

When Greta is convinced that Bruno is having an affair, Ted employs cousin Reg to drive the final nail into Bruno's coffin. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

13. The Wagers Of Fear

Aug 20, 1981 · 30 min

When Uncle Bob's commercials launch him to television stardom, Ted enters into a wager that will deflate his horrible brother's ego.

14. Plaster of Paris

Oct 22, 1981 · 30 min

Thel finally wins a competition that could take her to exotic places but the only loser is Ted.

15. Strike Me Catholic

Sep 10, 1981 · 30 min

Industrial chaos hits the Bullpitt family when Ted decides to defy his union. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

16. Three Into Fur Won't Go

Sep 15, 1981 · 30 min

Therre are only two things that truly scare Ted, one is a recurring dream where the Kingswood is used in a crash test, and the other is a visit from his sabre-toothed sister in law, Merle. But nothing could prepare him for the nightmare when brother Bob excels in creating a shambles involving fur coats and stray women.

17. Trees Company

Sep 24, 1981 · 30 min

When Ted tries to force the local council to remove a tree outside his house, he only succeeds in having the whole family turn against him. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

18. Sweet And Sour Charity

Oct 1, 1981 · 30 min

When Thelma has to organise the School Charity Concert, Ted refuses to have anything to do with it - but ends up being the star of the show.

19. Smoke Out At Wombat Crescent

Oct 8, 1981 · 30 min

Ted's plans for the annual family barbecue are shattered when Uncle Bob tries to catch a possum in the roof.

20. Every Dog Has It's Pay.

Oct 15, 1981 · 30 min

When Ted loses the company bully's pay packet, he faces something more painful than death. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

1. A Lode Of Old Bullpitt

May 27, 1982 · 30 min

When Ted starts acting mysteriously, the family investigates & finds he's in training to go prospecting.

2. Briefcase Encounter

Jun 3, 1982 · 30 min

After Ted attends a dynamic personality course, he applies for a new, executive position but ends up stuck in a very different position.

3. Partying Is Such Sweet Sorrow

Jun 10, 1982 · 30 min

When Merle persuades Thel to leave Ted, Bob moves in and livens up the house with one of his famous parties.

4. Whodunnit?

Jun 17, 1982 · 30 min

Thel's birthday, a wallsafe, a butler and a dishwasher combine to create chaos and mystery in Wombat Crescent.

5. A Very Green Grocer

Jun 24, 1982 · 30 min

When Ted decides to help a government drive against illegal immigrants, his plan backfires in more ways than one. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

6. A Matter Of Willpower

Jul 1, 1982 · 30 min

When Ted's lust for rich Aunty Vi's money gets out of hand, the rest of the family decide to teach him a lesson. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

7. Divorce Australian Style

Jul 8, 1982 · 30 min

Bob's and Merle's marriage is like the clashing of two buzz saws, all noise and whirring teeth, so no-one is surprised when the word divorce floats over Wombat Crescent. Bob is as happy as a Rottweiler puppy but his joy is dampened when he realises everything is in Merle's name.

8. Hair Of The Blue Dog

Jul 15, 1982 · 30 min

Ted never backs away from a fight, especially against a poodle. Poodles are mothballs on legs and should be blown up by somebody and it might as well be Ted. Somehow though Ted's running battle with a local poodle culminates in terror at the dentist.

9. Wombat Madness.

Jul 22, 1982 · 30 min

In an effort to influence his boss, Ted applies to join the secret society, The Brotherhood of Wombats. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

10. It's A Bird ! It's A Plane ! It's A Tile !.

Jul 29, 1982 · 30 min

When Ted loses his memory after being struck on the head by a bit of the Space Shuttle, he tries to sue the American Government for damages. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

11. The Ones That Didn't Get Away.

Aug 5, 1982 · 30 min

Faced with the fearsome prospect of taking Ted with him on his annual fishing trip, Bruno is relieved when the elements and fate step in to save the day. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

12. Licence To Thrill

Aug 12, 1982 · 30 min

Ted's life is thrown into turmoil when he discovers his drivers licence is two years out of date and Craig and Wendy move in.

13. With A Little Bitter Luck.

Aug 19, 1982 · 30 min

War breaks out in Wombat Crescent when Ted & Bruno compete to be the star of a new beer commercial. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

14. Bob & Merle & Ted & Neville

Sep 16, 1982 · 30 min

With Thelma away on her European holiday, Ted discovers that a batchelor's life isn't as much fun as he expected, especially when Bob & Merle move in.

15. Presenting The Ted And Sparky Show.

Sep 23, 1982 · 30 min

The mad actor bloke next door has seriously confused Ted for sometime, and a confused Ted is a dangerous Ted because confusion clouds his brain like a Melbourne fog. So when the neighbour has an unusual request, the razor sharp Bullpit brain sparks into action.

16. A Dog Called Horse

Sep 30, 1982 · 30 min

With the unmatched success of his greyhounds Repco Lad and Gay Akubra, Ted reckons he has the whole breeding thing sorted out. His training programme is on track because he only had to carry Repco Lad home twice this week, and Gay Akubra actually jumped out of the wheelbarrow last Friday to chase a poodle. But his breeding plans suddenly change whne his champion boxer turns out to only have two legs.

17. Teapot Of Gold.

Oct 7, 1982 · 30 min

When gambling fever hits Wombat Crescent, Ted resorts to dirty tricks & chaos once again rules in the Bullpitt household. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

18. Sons And Datsuns

Oct 14, 1982 · 30 min

When a visitor arrives claiming to be Ted's illegitimate son, it isn't only Ted who gets a surprise.

19. Man Of The Match.

Oct 21, 1982 · 30 min

The annual doctors and nurses cricket match brings Ted Bullpitt out of retirement and back to the crease. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

20. Bagpipe Dreams

Oct 28, 1982 · 30 min

The prospect of a huge inheritance from Scotland disrupts the gentle calm of Wombat Crescent as Ted sets about proving his claim as beneficary.

21. A Spelling Lesson.

Nov 4, 1982 · 30 min

Ted is convinced his days are numbered after he falls under the spell of an exotic visitor. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

22. No Bed of Rosa's.

Nov 11, 1982 · 30 min

When Thel's cousin Reg Pooley visits in search of a wife, Ted's attempts at matchmaking cause a hair raising situation. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

23. Medium Rare.

Apr 26, 1984 · 30 min

An evening of fun with a ouija board brings a day of disaster for Wombat Crescent as Ted is convinced his contact with the spirit world will bring riches beyond his dreams. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

1. Ted Bullpitt Meets The Lone Arranger

Jun 14, 1984 · 30 min

When Ted and Bob decide to start a small business together, they get more than a loan from the bank - they get involved in a bank robbery.

2. Better Dead Than Red

Jun 21, 1984 · 30 min

Wombat Crescent is thrown into uproar when Ted drops paint all over his treasured chair and then wins a free funeral.

3. A Whole New Ball Game

Jun 28, 1984 · 30 min

Ted takes over coaching Craig's basketball team and they start winning. When their star player breaks his led, Ted imports a ring-in to win the final match.

4. Birth Of A Salesman

Jul 5, 1984 · 30 min

Ted is broke and borrows $500 from his brother Bob. In return, Bob expects Ted to do a commercial for his Datsun car business. The ads turn out to be very successful and Bob's business is booming.

5. Two And Two Is Nun

May 3, 1984 · 30 min

Ted reads in his pay packet that he has been sacked. Sister Maria offers to give him an aptitude test, which determines that Ted is only suitable to be a process worker. Fortunately, Craig finds out that Ted hadn't really been sacked.

6. The Night They Raided Bruno's

May 10, 1984 · 30 min

Ted buys a cheap burglar alarm from Thelma's cousin Reg and then tries to sell it to Bruno. When Bruno refuses, Ted hatches a plan to convince him that he needs one.

7. Caught In The Act

May 17, 1984 · 30 min

Merle is producing a play that she wrote. She is also acting in it, starring opposite Bob. Ted helps Bob learn his lines by playing Merle's part, which comes in handy when Merle injures herself. Ted rises to the challenge.

8. Ted Bullpitt, The Human Eel

May 24, 1984 · 30 min

When having a clear out, some of the rubbish includes Ted's old magic equipment. He was an escapologist known as Ted Bullpitt, the Human Eel. However, time has meant that Ted is no longer able to do the tricks like he used to.

9. Postman's Knock

May 31, 1984 · 30 min

Ted is having trouble sleeping so Rosa offers to change bedrooms with him. Then, when Craig hears Ted is taking Rosa out to dinner, all the children think they are having an affair.

10. First Lady Of Fashion

Jun 7, 1984 · 30 min

Merle's fashion style is found wanting but Bob tries to placate her by forging a letter from Hazel Hawke asking that she design a wardrobe for her. When Merle starts making the clothes Bob has to find a way to let her know what he's done.

10. The Butler Dunnit!

Sep 13, 1984 · 30 min

In this the final episode ever.. Bob determined to sell his car business, tries to impress a prospective buyer with a posh dinner party starring Ted, as his butler.