Ramy

1. Between the Toes

Apr 19, 2019 · 26 min

You know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.

2. Princess Diana

Apr 19, 2019 · 22 min

You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called “Snack Swipe.” That shit‘s never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle… let him teach you how to be man.

3. A Black Spot on the Heart

Apr 19, 2019 · 27 min

So let me get this straight— you don’t do drugs, but you’ll have sex with women you’re not married to…? That’s not nuanced, you’re a hypocrite.

4. Strawberries

Apr 19, 2019 · 27 min

Everyone’s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don’t draw attention to yourself. It’ll all die down… maybe. Also, where are all your Mom’s magazines?

5. Do the Ramadan

Apr 19, 2019 · 27 min

Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you’ll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn… bro, close the MacBook! No porn. Just do the Ramadan. Get your life on track.

6. Refugees

Apr 19, 2019 · 25 min

So you’re doing all this soul searching… dope. What about your sister? Can she? Yeah? How can she find herself if she’s gotta be home by ten? What do you think she– Ramy, where are you going?

7. Ne Me Quitte Pas

Apr 19, 2019 · 29 min

Ramy, habibi, it’s Mom. Why don’t you call back? You don’t text, you don’t answer, you don’t even check this voicemail… astaghfirullah… call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.

8. Saving Mikaela

Apr 19, 2019 · 30 min

You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself… you’re so selfish… And no, not just because he’s in a wheelchair.

9. Dude, Where’s My Country?

Apr 19, 2019 · 27 min

ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven’t seen u since u were 8!! a5bar new york we el 3’orba eh ya basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i’ll be there – whatsapp me habibi.

10. Cairo Cowboy

Apr 19, 2019 · 24 min

Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it’s a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah.

1. Bay'ah

May 29, 2020 · 29 min

Bro…You want real love? commit to the right person. take the bay’ah.

2. Can You Hear Me Now?

May 29, 2020 · 26 min

Hey i’m starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.

3. Little Omar

May 29, 2020 · 23 min

He told you about little Omar! stop acting like you didn’t know! now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? it’s haraam. you’re just… haraam!

4. Miakhalifa.mov

May 29, 2020 · 30 min

You dress like a skateboarder… but you don’t know how to skateboard?

5. 3riana grande

May 29, 2020 · 23 min

the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... You ever feel that? Like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?

6. They

May 29, 2020 · 27 min

Pray two rakat for Ruther Bader Ginsburg.

7. Atlantic City

May 29, 2020 · 31 min

do not go to a magic show. david blaine is straight up jinn.

8. Frank

May 29, 2020 · 29 min

masr um el dunya… and it always will be. but america is what I need right now. you’ll see, baba. inshallah.

9. Uncle Naseem

May 29, 2020 · 27 min

Yes. Mexicans can go to heaven.

10. You Are Naked in Front of Your Sheikh

May 29, 2020 · 43 min

can we just pray together?

10. we gave it all up for hot dogs

Sep 30, 2022 · 39 min